Harmontown Charity Garage Sale!

If you’re in LA, be sure to come on down to NerdMelt TOMORROW for the Harmontown garage sale from 3-6pm PST! If you can’t make it, then you can check in to the QVC style show online at http://www.cogo.tv/harmontown and help support 826LA! ( http://www.826la.org )

Dan Harmon: I want to communicate. I'm going to step forward holding my hands in a non violent manner and I say, "Guys you are us, we are you. That means you don't want to do this either. Let's not do it together and we'll have twice as much a chance at that working. Of that working. You're probably drunk too a couple articles and prepositions aren't going to bug you. I wait for your answer take all the time you want." I step back.
Spencer: In unison the four draw their weapons.
Dan Harmon: You’re a fucking dick, Spencer! And you were born a dick and you’re gonna die a dick! You’re vindictive and you’re petty. This is why people don’t like Dungeons and Dragons! They think of nerds as being these people with all this anger welling inside them and they take it out on dice and things or they...Maybe we should go out on a football field and fuck each other up! If that's what you want! If you like pain! If you like discomfort LET'S GO PLAY FOOTBALL! You know this is supposed to be about fun! I don't wanna die! It's Mother's Day! She loves season four [of Community] If I die she won't even care! She won't notice! She was quoting lines I wasn't even there! She won't notice! She only knows I exist because of the fucking television and she's going, "Oh that was a good one!"

rainbowsquidpunk:

Experimenting with some Linda Barry style illustrations.

Here’s one for you, Harmontown!

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Lady in redddddddd

rainbowsquidpunk:

Lady in redddddddd


National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)
Episode 53
Mayor Harmon finds out about terrorism after everyone else. Plus: cake making, tentanus, Kumail, and making love to spiders!

National Tragedy Special (Kumail Nanjiani)

Episode 53

Mayor Harmon finds out about terrorism after everyone else. Plus: cake making, tentanus, Kumail, and making love to spiders!


By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)
Episode 52
In which Mayor Harmon explores everything that’s already been explored about the topics of Road House, Roger Ebert and Skeletor. Plus: Kumail Nanjiani, Drunk Spencer and the final word on nipple size.

By the Power of Bored Audience Skull! (Kumail Nanjiani)

Episode 52

In which Mayor Harmon explores everything that’s already been explored about the topics of Road House, Roger Ebert and Skeletor. Plus: Kumail Nanjiani, Drunk Spencer and the final word on nipple size.

Jeff: I like the sound of this guy, so I climb up the column to talk to him.
Spencer (as Breffy): How's it going?!
Jeff: I extend a small hand and uh...in welcome.
Spencer: He takes your small hand -
Kumail (scoffs): What is...a small hand?!
Jeff: I say to him, 'I-
Kumail: Don't you just have the hands you have?
Jeff: No no, I'm small.
Kumail: You can pick hands?
Jeff: I'm a small gentleman. I'm a gnome.
Spencer: He's about the size of a six year old boy.
Dan: He's a little man.
Jeff: I'm a little guy.
Kumail: I didn't know this the entire time!! In -my- head, it was just you, but you don't have a tie!
Jeff: Now go back and think of me fucking Coco.
Kumail: .....it's WAY better!
Jeff: Exactly.
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aluylis:

Chicken Noodle Dick

Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis and Spencer 

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